Sunday, August 29, 2010

When I was young, my mom told me, "If you got it, flaunt it." (Thanks for the thorough puberty speech, mom.) Through the wonders of genetics, I wound up with her giant boobs, and her encouragement to utilize my assets. I wonder how okay she would be with me posting my tits on the internet though.

What a duck

All quacking in the pond and shit.